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Puffins: A Newborn's Sudden, Catastrophic Collapse

Here we observe the Puffins token in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it has survived precisely zero hours before experiencing a rather spectacular extinction event. The creature was born fully formed with all liquidity evaporated and three holders clutching the smoking remains, a phenomenon biologists call 'immediate predation by its own creators.' Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors a rugpull.