CAUSE OF DEATH
The Intern Never Made It Past Day One
In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, The Intern has already suffered a catastrophic 60.7% hemorrhage. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from its herd, it wandered into the savanna with insufficient liquidity and concentrated holder distribution—a fatal combination in an ecosystem where whales do not negotiate.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature launch meets whale consolidation
EPITAPH
"She had such promise. Then the top 10 holders woke up."