CAUSE OF DEATH
Banana Cat: A One-Hour Evolutionary Dead End
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born at dawn, deceased by breakfast. Six lonely holders clutch their worthless fruit feline, discovering too late that revoking authorities cannot revoke regret. The $5,360 in volume represents not investment, but the collective sound of six people simultaneously asking 'what have I done?'
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"BCAT: Peeled, potassium-free, and utterly hollow—nature's way of teaching expensive lessons about reading whitepapers."
