CAUSE OF DEATH
World Cup Dreams Crushed in Seventy Minutes
In the span of a single hour, this ambitious sporting venture witnessed a catastrophic 76.8% hemorrhage, a financial exsanguination so severe it would make even the most hardened rugpull observer wince. The creature, though merely an infant, had already distributed half its essence to the ten most ravenous members of its pack—a grim preview of what was to come. And thus, like so many before it, WorldCup found itself not eliminated by penalty kicks, but by the far more brutal penalty of market dynamics.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperaccelerated dilution meets cryptocurrency physics
EPITAPH
"It scored zero goals but moved plenty of goalposts—straight into the liquidity graveyard."
