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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular 428% Seizure

In the span of merely sixty minutes, Keycat emerged from the primordial ooze of the blockchain, experienced a violent fever of 428 percent, and promptly expired—a financial mayfly that somehow managed to transact $40,000 before realizing its fundamental lack of purpose. The top ten holders, like apex predators circling wounded prey, had already secured nearly 60 percent of the ecosystem, leaving the remaining 97 investors to fight over the digital equivalent of crumbs.