CAUSE OF DEATH
Squirt Coin: Born Yesterday, Deceased Today
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe the Squirt Coin—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born at midnight with four holders and zero liquidity, it experienced a catastrophic 79% collapse in mere hours, a speed record that would make even the most ambitious pump-and-dump schemes blush with inadequacy.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant total liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
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"It had all the hallmarks of a rug pull, except the rug was pulled so quickly the floor never existed in the first place."
