CAUSE OF DEATH
Universal Bitches Income: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—the Universal Bitches Income token—which achieved the remarkable feat of its own extinction in merely 60 minutes. Like a mayfly that mistook itself for a phoenix, UBI experienced a violent 195% pump before discovering that zero liquidity and 72.5% concentration in ten wallets are rather poor substitutes for actual economic viability.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical concentration
EPITAPH
"It promised universal income; delivered only universal loss—a fitting epitaph for a project that couldn't survive its own first hour."