CAUSE OF DEATH
The Shark: One Hour Old, Already Extinct
In the vast oceans of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar creature—The Shark—born merely sixty minutes ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded goldfish. With ninety-seven percent of its meager existence concentrated in the jaws of its top ten holders, this apex predator has become the apex *prey*. Here, in this tragic theatre of tokenomics, we witness not evolution, but devolution in real-time.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme centralization, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It swam for an hour and left only a $93k wake—a truly thrilling financial thriller that nobody asked for."