CAUSE OF DEATH
Rapid Descent of the Meme Political Asset
In merely two hours, TSM6900 has accomplished what typically requires weeks of incompetence—a catastrophic 76.5% collapse despite possessing all the hallmarks of legitimacy. Here we observe a peculiar specimen: authorities revoked, yet somehow the circling vultures remain undeterred, as 230 hopeful holders cling to their positions with the desperation of lemmings mid-cliff.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, insufficient time for ecosystem development
EPITAPH
"Born at 2 AM, dead by breakfast—proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke the laws of gravity."