CAUSE OF DEATH
Perps: Born Dead, Stayed Dead
In the beginning, there was perps. And in the end, mere hours later, there was also perps—though by then, it had already achieved what most tokens only dream of: complete and utter irrelevance. Here we observe a specimen so perfectly engineered for failure that one suspects the creator consulted a checklist titled 'How to Kill a Token in One Easy Step.'
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn concentration of wealth
EPITAPH
"Eight holders, infinite regret, zero liquidity, one beautiful reminder that not all babies should be born."