CAUSE OF DEATH
Hippo Stampede: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the Hippo—a magnificent creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already bearing the crushing weight of 82.7% losses. Like the great beasts of antiquity, it has been hunted to near-extinction by its own apex predators: the top 10 holders, controlling 70% of the herd. And so concludes another chapter in the eternal cycle of retail versus whale.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Coordinated whale exit meets inverse hype cycle
EPITAPH
"It had the liquidity of a teaspoon and the lifespan of a mayfly—a truly ambitious combination."