GOLDEN GOAT MESSI/B82L..pump
FLATLINED
GOLDEN GOAT MESSi

GOLDEN GOAT MESSiB82L4LwgMQUMQcT6z6ZPhdRym6zxp77ukCKQV1cWpump

$MESSIB82L..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.0K
+38.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$726.03
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$6.01B
Price USD
$3.00e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Golden Goat Messiah: Born, Pumped, Liquidated

In its brief sixty minutes of existence, GOLDEN GOAT MESSi achieved what most tokens aspire to across years: complete and utter obliteration. With four holders clutching the entire supply like pallbearers at their own funeral, and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, this creature never stood a chance. The revocation of all authorities was merely nature's final mercy—a swift end to suffering that had barely begun.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$726.03 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
Patient Note

Here lies GOLDEN GOAT MESSi: it promised enlightenment but delivered only $726.03 of regret.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
019Guz...J8QU99.98%
02DAS3...CL450.02%