CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Dies Instantly, Achieves Liquidity of Zero
In a remarkable display of financial Darwinism, Autism Coin entered the world mere hours ago, only to discover that seven holders controlling 100% of supply created a rather inhospitable ecosystem. Like a mayfly born at dusk, it experienced a full lifetime—birth, trading volume of seventeen thousand dollars, and complete evaporation—all before breakfast.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration so extreme it became a singularity
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to leave behind a perfect monument to why decentralization matters: absolute nothing."
