CAUSE OF DEATH
PEPE Succumbs to Instant Catastrophic Concentration Collapse
Here we observe a specimen so thoroughly doomed it defies the laws of financial gravity. Born mere hours ago with the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this token attracted precisely thirteen brave or foolish souls before the top ten consumed 99.9% of its essence. One might say it achieved escape velocity—just not upward.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Terminal liquidity drought meets oligarchic concentration
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and died of ambition—a cautionary tale written in $14k of volume and infinite regret."