CAUSE OF DEATH
Four Horsemen Hold Eternal Vigil Over Corpse
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen: technically alive, yet profoundly, irreversibly dead. With merely four shareholders controlling the totality of existence, this token has achieved the remarkable feat of creating a cryptocurrency that functions as neither currency nor community—merely a monument to concentration. One can almost hear the death rattle in that flatlined 24-hour price action.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Quadropoly: extreme holder concentration syndrome
EPITAPH
"It had all the liquidity of a whale's teardrop and all the mobility of a corpse."