CAUSE OF DEATH
Underdog Dies Before Learning to Bark
In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: dying of old age at merely sixty minutes. The Underdog token's brief existence serves as a cautionary tale—a creature born into a world where 87.8% of its population was already destined for extinction, yet somehow still managed to surprise us with its incompetence.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings, zero liquidity, infant mortality
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"It came, it saw, it got absolutely rekt by its own cap table in under two hours."