CAUSE OF DEATH
Cock of the Rock: Stillborn in the Solana Savannah
Here we observe the cock of the rock in its natural habitat—which is to say, nowhere, for it never truly existed. Born mere hours ago with all the vitality of a cryptocurrency still wet from the presale, it has already begun its descent into the great digital void, clutched firmly in the talons of three holders who collectively own every feather on its body.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation meets concentrated holdings
EPITAPH
"It flew for six hours and crashed like a stone, because it was always just a stone with feathers painted on."
