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Beaver Token: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it was even born. In its fleeting zero-hour existence, the beaver constructed no dam, stored no acorns, and generated precisely zero liquidity, yet somehow managed to convince nine brave souls to hold its worthless remains. A masterclass in biological futility.