CAUSE OF DEATH
Birdjak: The One-Hour Wonder's Premature Demise
Here we observe Birdjak, a creature so young it had barely learned to walk before stumbling catastrophically. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it experienced a 99.7% price collapse—a statistical impossibility that suggests someone had very different ideas about its future than everyone else. The specimen's brief existence serves as a sobering reminder that in the Solana savanna, being alive and being deceased are often separated by a single transaction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn pump-and-dump execution protocol
EPITAPH
"It flew high for one glorious hour; then discovered gravity works exactly as advertised."
