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SmirkCat: Born, Dumped, Dead in Minutes

In what can only be described as a financial blink of an eye, SmirkCat emerged from the primordial ooze of Solana with all the promise of a newborn fawn—only to be immediately trampled by its own creators. With a mere four holders and zero liquidity, this token achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most people finished their morning coffee. The revocation of all authorities suggests the developers at least had the decency to pull the plug themselves, sparing us the indignity of a slow, grotesque rug pull.