CAUSE OF DEATH
Squirtle's Shell Cracked in Record Time
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a creature that lived barely longer than a mayfly's fever dream. With ninety-one percent of its population concentrated in the hands of ten collectors, this token experienced what we might generously call a 'market correction'—or, more accurately, a coordinated exit strategy masquerading as price discovery. By the time retail investors arrived at the watering hole, the predators had already fled.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, pump abandonment
EPITAPH
"Two hours on chain, eighty-four percent down—nature's way of teaching expensive lessons about holding tokens named after water-type Pokémon."