CAUSE OF DEATH
The Wolf Starves in Its Own Den
In the financial savanna, we witness a most peculiar predator—one that consumed itself before breakfast. Born mere moments ago with all the swagger of a apex hunter, this creature discovered too late that a kingdom of two cannot sustain even the briefest of appetites. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum almost as much as it abhors a liquidity pool worth precisely nothing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous financial sepsis from extreme concentration
EPITAPH
"It lived for hours like a wolf, but died like a pump-and-dump scheme—quickly, violently, and with two very satisfied insiders."
