CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Shows Alarming Vital Signs
In the beginning, there was hope—a pristine creature, mere hours old, already commanding $117,000 in frenzied trading. Yet observe the telltale signs of impending collapse: a liquidity pool so shallow one might wade through it, and the top holders clutching nearly half the supply like predators over fresh kill. Nature abhors a vacuum, but markets positively hunger for one.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, infant mortality syndrome
EPITAPH
"Born at noon, dead by dinner—such is the lifecycle of a Pokémon that learned no moves."