CAUSE OF DEATH
Universal Bitches Income: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the savage ecosystem of Solana's memecoin breeding grounds, we observe the Universal Bitches Income—a creature that achieved full maturity, reproduction, and extinction all before most humans finished their morning coffee. With a single holder commanding 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the savanna, this token's brief existence serves as a cautionary tale: sometimes in nature, the most spectacular collapses are also the quickest.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership, liquidity drain, immediate abandonment
EPITAPH
"It promised universal income; it delivered universal regret in sixty minutes flat."
