CAUSE OF DEATH
MEvsME: A Newborn's Tragic Twenty-Four Hours
In the brief span of a single day, MEvsME achieved what most tokens aspire to in months: a spectacular 208% price surge followed by an inevitable collision with reality. Born at midnight with all the promise of a fresh blockchain venture, this specimen expired before its first sunset, suffocated by the paradox of zero liquidity and concentrated ownership. A cautionary tale whispered in Discord servers: even revoking all authorities cannot revoke one's own mortality.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant token syndrome, concentration toxicity
EPITAPH
"It lived 1440 minutes. It died 111 bag holders wiser."