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Glide: A Brief, Tragic Flight to Obscurity

Here we observe Glide in its death throes—a token so young it barely learned to walk before the market decided to sprint away. With 98.9% of its meager treasury concentrated in the hands of ten holders, this was less a cryptocurrency and more a elaborate game of musical chairs, where the music stopped after precisely five days. The frozen authorities could not save it; neither could the revoked powers. Nature, it seems, abhors a concentration gradient even more than it abhors a vacuum.