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Newborn Token Crashes Before First Breath

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen: Flappy Birbs, born merely hours ago, yet already hemorrhaging 36.8% of its value with the grace of a bird striking glass. The creature's brief existence tells a familiar tale—156 hopeful holders watching their investment plummet while the top 10 predators hoard 56.5% of the supply, a dynamic as natural as a watering hole at dusk.