CAUSE OF DEATH
Flying Rainbow Bumblebee Dog Crashes Immediately
In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved death before it achieved life—a token that managed the impressive feat of existing for zero hours while still managing to lose 60% of its value. Two lonely holders clutch their bags in the digital void, their fortunes entirely dependent on whichever wallet address controls 100% of supply, a dynamic not unlike watching a nature documentary where the predator and prey are the same entity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rug pull with zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It was the best of times, it was the zero hours of times—and both were catastrophic."
