CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib
In what can only be described as a textbook example of evolutionary failure, meme-ecology achieved the remarkable feat of losing 86.7% of its value before most investors finished their morning coffee. The creature's demise was swift and merciless—a three-hour lifespan marked by whales controlling nearly 88% of the circulating supply, suggesting this particular ecosystem was built less on natural selection and more on predatory extraction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration death spiral and premature market abandonment
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of sustainability except, you know, sustainability."