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Newborn Token Dies of Sudden Wealth Inequality

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the *Pump-and-Dump domesticus*, born mere hours ago into a harsh financial ecosystem. With 73% of its circulating wealth concentrated in the hands of just ten investors, this creature never stood a chance—a textbook case of prenatal malnutrition masquerading as explosive growth. The 318% price surge, we now understand, was merely the death throes of retail investors discovering what seasoned predators already knew.