CAUSE OF DEATH
BETTY: Born, Pumped, and Promptly Eviscerated
In its brief existence, BETTY experienced what can only be described as a financial Big Bang followed immediately by heat death. Three holders watched in real-time as their newborn token achieved a 112% price swing on merely $74.87 in volume—a mathematical impossibility that would make even the most creative accountant weep. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage was decidedly not.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity drainage, concentration, and infant mortality
EPITAPH
"BETTY lasted zero hours and still managed to become a cautionary tale—truly the overachiever of rug pulls."