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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In its brief hour of existence, AIRDROP experienced the explosive growth characteristic of its species—a 82% surge that would make any venture capitalist weep with joy, were it not for the rather inconvenient fact that 87.8% of the creature's DNA is concentrated in merely ten chromosomes. One observes the classic predator-prey dynamic: the patient arrived DOA, its liquidity pool a mere pittance, its volume a death rattle echo of wash trading's final breath.