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Pumpfun: Born Dead, Died Faster

Here we observe Pumpfun in its natural habitat: the immediate post-launch death spiral. With 80.7% of tokens concentrated in the hands of a mere ten holders and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew in the Serengeti, this specimen never stood a chance. In just twenty-four hours, a catastrophic 47% price collapse has revealed what insiders knew all along—this was never a token, merely a pump waiting for its inevitable dump.