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Bank of Ansem: A One-Hour Financial Extinction Event

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. The Bank of Ansem, merely sixty minutes old, experienced a catastrophic 58% hemorrhage—a velocity of collapse rarely seen outside of actual bank runs. As our cameras pan across the wreckage, we find 211 desperate depositors, their life savings concentrated in the hands of ten apex predators, watching their holdings evaporate faster than morning dew on the savanna.