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Drooling Dog Expires Before First Bark

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a creature stillborn—a token that achieved sentience for mere moments before succumbing to the predatory mathematics of its own design. Twenty-four hopeful investors bore witness as ninety-six percent of all wealth pooled in the pockets of the pack's alpha, a concentration so extreme it makes monarchies look egalitarian. The Drooling Dog, mercifully freed from mint and freeze authorities, could only watch helplessly as its liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti.