CAUSE OF DEATH
The Unemployment Line Claims Another Victim
Here we observe the skeletal remains of NotInEmploymentEducationTraining, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously dead, alive, and unemployed. With three holders clutching 100% of supply and zero liquidity to show for it, this specimen expired not with a bang, but with the softest of whimpers—a price that couldn't even muster a 0.01% fluctuation to mark its passing.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme illiquidity and concentrated bag-holding
EPITAPH
"It was neither employed, nor educated, nor trained—but it was definitely trading, right up until nobody wanted to trade it."