In the beginning, there was hope. In the end, there was $0.66 in volume and four bewildered holders staring at their screens. This remarkable specimen of financial engineering achieved death on arrival—a truly exceptional feat in the animal kingdom of crypto.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporated before consciousness emerged
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by breakfast. The authorities were revoked, but nobody was home to notice."
