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Goat Token: Born Dead, Died Immediately

In the predatory ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature so spectacularly stillborn that it managed to achieve negative growth whilst still in the womb. With zero liquidity and a mere $96 in daily volume—barely enough to purchase the desperation that created it—this token's two holders clutched 100% of supply like survivors of a sinking ship with no lifeboats. The mint and freeze authorities were revoked, a merciful gesture akin to removing life support from a terminal patient who never had a pulse.