CAUSE OF DEATH
MrCat: Born Dead, Died Younger
Here we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the impossible: negative longevity. In merely twenty-four hours, MrCat experienced what we call a 'pump and dump singularity,' wherein 113 hopeful investors discovered that 63% of the supply was controlled by those who understood the animal kingdom's oldest rule: eat first, ask questions never. The liquidity, one notes, has fled like a house cat from a bathtub.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It was a beautiful rug pull, executed with the precision of nature's most efficient predator."