CAUSE OF DEATH
OpenAi Goat: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately
Here we observe a remarkable specimen of financial engineering—a token so thoroughly designed for failure that it achieved mortality before achieving life. Notice the singular holder clutching 100% of supply like a lonely god surveying an empty universe, while liquidity pools stand as barren as a desert after the locusts have finished their feast.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"It had zero hours to live and still managed to disappoint investors in record time—a true overachiever in the art of rugging."
