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Dog In Handbag Dies of Institutional Neglect

Here we observe the cadaver of Dog In Handbag, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of reaching absolute zero liquidity in merely 115 hours—a speed record in the annals of blockchain mortality. The creature's top ten holders, possessing every last token, appear to have abandoned their prize like a designer accessory left on the tube. In death, as in life, it remained precisely what its name suggested: a decorative token of questionable utility, now thoroughly and permanently out of fashion.