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Dulus AI: Grade A Student, Failing Life Lessons

Here we observe Dulus AI in its natural habitat: desperately alive at 132 hours old, thrashing about with a 45% daily swing like a fish on a dock. The creature possesses all the trappings of legitimacy—revoked authorities, respectable grades—yet finds itself in the peculiar predicament of having 313 holders where the top 10 own over half the kingdom. A masterclass in how good optics cannot outrun basic math.