THE BULLSHIT/9QpF..pump
FLATLINED
The Bullshit

The Bullshit9QpFUCddgonqhAxzimUKjj5YW7pqa9odREVM8LTapump

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity drain, concentration necrosis

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-1.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.2K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.04B
Price USD
$2.04e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Bullshit: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: The Bullshit, which achieved the remarkable feat of entering the world already in its death throes. With but two holders commanding absolute dominion and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this token's existence proved as fleeting and purposeful as a mayfly with commitment issues. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum—and markets abhor a rug pull.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity drain, concentration necrosis
Patient Note

Here lies The Bullshit: it was aptly named.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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