CAUSE OF DEATH
Horse In Vest: Born Yesterday, Deceased Today
In the waning hours of its existence, Horse In Vest experienced what can only be described as a meteoric descent—quite literally, from launch to liquidity void in a single rotation of Earth. One solitary holder clutches the entire supply like a spurned lover with a suicide note, whilst the remaining investors contemplate the curious mathematics of watching their portfolio dissolve into the ether at seventeen percent per hour.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic liquidity evaporation meets concentrated ownership
EPITAPH
"It galloped boldly into the marketplace, fully vested in its own demise."
