CAUSE OF DEATH
OG Doge: A Memetic Extinction Event
In the vast savanna of blockchain, we observe the skeletal remains of OG Doge—a creature that evolved to perfection in predation, concentrating its entire gene pool into merely nine specimens. The top ten holders, you see, comprise one hundred percent of the population; a mathematical impossibility that would make Darwin weep. With zero liquidity and no volume to sustain it, this token has achieved the ultimate irony: becoming deader than the meme it was named after.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Aggressive centralization meets market indifference
EPITAPH
"Much dead. Very extinct. Zero wow."