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TERMINAL
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Instant mortality from zero liquidity necrosis

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$14.5K
+228.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$40.1K
Holders
101
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$4.02B
Price USD
$4.02e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Exchange

Here we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 228% seizure before succumbing to its own structural weaknesses. The creature never had a chance—a liquidity pool of absolute zero proved to be rather fatal, even for the ambitious. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum, particularly when it's where your market should be.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$40.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 61.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant mortality from zero liquidity necrosis
Patient Note

If you couldn't hold it, you weren't the problem—it was.

Holders

§ 04 · 101 wallets
Top 1
49.5%
Top 5
61.2%
Top 10
71.0%
015vUZ...nBE849.50%
0234me...a9973.91%
03DVMk...7MffAUTOPSY3.03%
047tDC...egNP2.49%
05FczA...bzuDAUTOPSY2.27%
06J17d...bt7H2.08%
07CDiJ...BX5n2.01%
08Du1t...4vEm1.99%
094ESq...PJpX1.92%
10GxCX...yNiU1.81%