CAUSE OF DEATH
Bodega Cat: Born Dead, Stayed That Way
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token so stillborn it achieved negative ROI before its first breath. In the savage ecosystem of memecoin trading, Bodega Cat represents evolution's cruelest lesson: sometimes nature simply refuses to select for survival. One holder, infinite regret, zero liquidity—a perfect trifecta of financial futility.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous rug pull via consolidation
EPITAPH
"It was alive for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint everyone."
