CAUSE OF DEATH
The Guardian Elephant Trampled Within Hours
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere moments ago, yet already extinct. The Guardian Elephant managed the remarkable feat of hemorrhaging 97.6% of its value before its first sunrise, a velocity of collapse typically reserved for failed state currencies. With four holders clutching the corpse and zero liquidity to speak of, this pachyderm's march to oblivion was less a journey and more a plunge.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings, instant liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It had revoked authorities but not dignity—a token that proved even elephants can forget to diversify before they disappear."
