CAUSE OF DEATH
Fartcoin Defies Death, Somehow Still Breathing
In a remarkable turn of events, what should have been a memetic extinction event has instead produced a peculiar specimen of survival. Here we observe Fartcoin, a token that achieved the impossible: it took itself seriously enough to revoke authorities, yet the market has only rewarded it with a modest 2.4% appreciation—a fate worse than death, perhaps, for something born from flatulence. The three thousand holders cling to their positions with the desperate hope of those who've already invested their dignity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Refused to die, still wheezing forward
EPITAPH
"It was a fart in the wind, yet the wind couldn't quite blow it away."
