The Official 67 Coin9AvytnUKsLxPxFHFqS6VLxaxt5p6BhYNr53SD2Chpump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.
Expired nameplate masquerading as legitimacy
Grade Score
88/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$2.34M
+4.8% · 24h
Liquidity
$361.4K
Volume 24h
$114.8K
Holders
400
Field Report
The Official 67 Coin: A Miraculous Survival Story
And here we observe a most peculiar specimen—a token that, against all evolutionary pressures, refuses to perish. With a mere 3,000 holders and a liquidity pool smaller than a moderately successful bake sale, The Official 67 Coin staggers forward, kept alive by the sheer metabolic desperation of its true believers. Like a zombie ant infected by cordyceps fungus, it shambles onward, animated not by viability, but by the darkest of market forces.
Diagnosis
Liquidity
Adequate
$361.4K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$114.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 65.3% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Expired nameplate masquerading as legitimacy
Patient Note
It had all the credentials of success and none of the fundamentals—a perfect Solana eulogy.
Holders
Top 1
19.9%
Top 5
65.3%
Top 10
80.7%
01FTg1...Y27j19.85%
022zuK...gg6Z14.82%
036eQW...Xn7114.40%
042KPk...hp6w9.55%
057Gn2...PWxG6.70%
06FKRB...DB6y4.89%
073cXW...pzbS3.14%
08H9Fr...ZY3X2.99%
098eAM...pCNG2.18%
10HY64...q1rF2.17%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
457.96 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
357.96 SOL78.2%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
100.00 SOL21.8%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 5 holders · scanned 23d ago
Wallet Casualties
6MZK...QQkH
Kept buying. It kept dumping. They kept buying.
-193.707 SOL
4Be9...ha7t
Token went to zero. Wallet went to therapy.
-110.007 SOL
6Xw8...fQgG
Never sold. Still holding. Still hoping.
-100.004 SOL
DHig...exfr
Panic sold within minutes. Fear won.
-31.198 SOL
32mR...M9iT
Kept buying. It kept dumping. They kept buying.
-23.047 SOL